when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
I finally get my hands on an ID the day after I vow to take a break from drinking.. the lord works in mysterious ways
Watch Bruce Jenner as he announces where he keeps his gun on national TV.
Never forget where Don’t call me “Honey” originated.
Sorry for all the Teresa posts but she’s literally doing it for me tonight
Happy Father’s Day!
your blog is good only because you reblogged all of it from me